

My Bastard Kiddies? Oh God, I’m complaining and have multiple personality syndrome. I think that was Santa’s method of telling those zombies what for. Can I attack? Can Santa- Oh, okay., I think Santa did something, Santa, kinda Flailed around for a little bit. Something what is going on with the zombies? Oh God, ah it’s so unplayable. This all about? Ho, ho, oh God! It’s so Janky! Santa be waddling over there eventually- what are the zombies on fire or. Let’s possess this- wait I can right click to possess him. Jumping along at three frames a second. To process this, so I’m just gonna wait here a bit Until- I don’t know, until they. I severely overestimated the ability for my computer. Welp, Oh dude You okay Santa? You gonna be okay? Santa I don’t think you’re gonna be okay.

Lake? Why is Santa in the lake? Oh my God….

‘Cause I think Santa was over on, I think Santa’s in the. Oh- Oh my God, where’s San- where’s Santa? Ahaha God… Let’s- let’s get out of there. Uh Oh Oh Oh, No… Oh no, Oh no- what have I done? Oh? Ooh… Nine frames per second, oh God, okay, Jesus. Alright Santa you just hold position and you wait, you wait for the-, Oh my god, how many can you put? Ohoho my god Would that work? Is that gonna work? – Just one, just one, Santa (Laughs) Just one Santa… Really? Santa? Aw, that’s awesome I didn’t know. I’m going to put a whole bunch of stuff, onto the field, and make them clash at each other and hopefully Something gets something out of someone-, oh… Oh my… Fes-Festive, OH …Oh Santa, Santa. My name is Markiplier and welcome to “Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator” Now I’ve never had a game that people requested, more fervently than this one and if you understand the concept between “Totally Accurate Battle Simulator” I’m sure we can all understand, the concept behind this one I actually have never played this before, and I’ve never even seen it, but I already know. 1 WILD MAN vs THE WORLD | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator hello, everybody.
